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April 17, 2024

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Location:

Lehi,UT,United States

Member Since:

Jun 22, 2016

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

NCAA Champ

Running Accomplishments:

800m 2:02.3

1600m 4:28.5

3200m 10:03 This race :/

3-mile 15:56

5k 16:18

10k 34:46

 

Short-Term Running Goals:

Qualify for state in the 800 and 1600(rip)

Enjoy the summer miles

workworkworkworkwork(repeat as necessary)

Long-Term Running Goals:

4:20 mile (I still want this #blazeit but now its ehhhhh)

Run in college (this may be coming true)

Run continuously for the rest of my life

Personal:

Going for it.

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Nike Pegasus 32 Lifetime Miles: 424.45
Nike Pegasus 33 Lifetime Miles: 133.72
Barefoot Lifetime Miles: 30.36
Saucony Kinvara 7 Lifetime Miles: 285.47
Nike Zoom Victory 2 Lifetime Miles: 18.29
New Balance Zantes Lifetime Miles: 295.22
Nike Victory XC Lifetime Miles: 21.94
Brooks Launch 2 Lifetime Miles: 500.57
Chuck Glides Lifetime Miles: 189.16
Orange 32s Lifetime Miles: 230.04
Freedom Iso Lifetime Miles: 509.72
Vic 3s Lifetime Miles: 8.50
Peg 34 Lifetime Miles: 321.10
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTrainer 1 MilesTrainer 2 MilesRacer MilesTotal Distance
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SOOOOO todays blog is going to contain a rant. It's going to be a pretty rude rant. Be advised lol. Started out on the lakeshore trail cause it' my favorite and wanted to see how far out into Saratoga I could get. Thing is to get there you have to run through a lovely private community that has nice trees that provide nice shde and cause they rich and don't care they always got sprinklers going at 11:30. It's real nice. However, some prude reports me to the neighborhood watch(see below for long rant and explanation). At about 5 from my house I left the private community and exited out to Redwood Rd and the little path on the side of it is a whole bunch of rolling hills and they were never bigger than 10 ft but there was so many it added to my rage from earlier. Ended up with a couple 6:30s for no good reason. 6:50 avg for all 12

begin rant: ok. so during mile 4 a little after entering the private community some suburban drives by me real slow and i look over at the person driving and this lady wearing sunglasses is giving me a glare of disapproval so strong i felt it through those momma sunglasses. She then drives off and parks at a little park about .05 up from me and gets out and makes a big show of getting out her phone and dialing something. Then gets back in her car and proceeds to follow me for .2 until a truck rolls up and some dude gets out and yells for me to come over to him. I was getting real upset now so i ran over to him asking what the big deal is and he asks me why i think it's acceptable for me to talk to woman like that. first off: whaaaaaa??? i hadnt said a word, at most i made a few confused glances her way.  i ask him what he is talking about and he gets heated yelling at me to be respectful and to put some clothes on because i looked like a "whore from fresh across the border"(im not even mexican you ignorant turd). at this point things click. dumb prudent suburban mormon mom over there doesn't like me running around in shorts in her precious community and this racist dude has some superiority complex cause he's a member of the dumb neighborhood watch (it was on his truck lol). then this lady made up me saying rude and innappropiate things to her cause she doesn't like me avoiding heat stroke. i really wanted to speak my mind and say some things but instead just kept running at a pretty fast pace cause i wanted no more of those two. well racist bigot back there calls the cops citing an insubordinate youth making innappropriate advances on a woman. what the hell. sure enough a cop drives up when im at 4.8 and stops me asking me what i was doing. maybe i was feeling smart but i simply replied i was running before those two harrassed me. he hears out both sides but heres the fun part. truck guy makes a comment about me likely being an illegal and the prudent thot says i shouldnt be allowed to commit public indecency running around like a stripper. cop then turns to both of them and tells the lady that i am perfectly in the right to dress like that and he tells the guy that abusing the cops with a false report can be a crime. he then advises both of them that rude remarks are harrassment and that they should both keep those things quiet. after those two donkeys drive off giving me dirty looks he turns to me saying i should "learn to hold my smartass tongue" but to be on my way. let me run in peace dammit :end rant 

Peg 34 Miles: 12.00
Comments
From watson on Wed, Jul 19, 2017 at 12:56:31 from 71.195.232.221

HAHAHAHA oh my goodness Parker this literally made me laugh out loud. Seriously I appreciate this story so much 😹

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